Do this if you want to fail at dating women
Nov 3, 2020
A sarcastic guide to making your tinder profile incredibly dull and unattractive.
- tell them they are incredibly beautiful, they never hear it.
- show off your body: send topless bathroom selfies, dick and gym pics. make it sweat!
- list your stats; 180cm, 80kgs, BMI 23.5, boy that’s impressive.
- interpret their friendliness for sexual desire.
- lack confidence. makeup for your lack with small lies; « I never do this » or « I don’t really do online dating ».
- post pictures of you surrounded by your better-looking friends. women love playing where is Waldo.
- pose with your pet. Chiwawa!
- pretend you’re an artist and ask them to be your muse.
- avoid deep conversations and prove you have no emotional accountability by sharing deep personal truths: « no drama », « no psychos », « positive vibes only », « just looking for something chilled ».
- tell them you’ll beat them at table tennis. women love feeling inferior.
- talk about your darkest sexual fantasies before you even said hello. who doesn’t love being greeted by an anal plug?
- never show who you really are. vulnerability and openness are incredible turn-offs.
- never, ever smile.
- expect perfection, after all, you deserve it.
